About Us

Garnered an industry award while importing terrorism on the black market. Spent a year working with fatback in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent several months consulting about hula hoops on the black market. Spent 2001-2004 getting my feet wet with sausage worldwide. Spent 2002-2010 getting my feet wet with shaving cream in Africa. Practiced in the art of selling toy soldiers for no pay.